Kim Kardashian posts a nude selfie to prove she’s carrying her own baby
Kim Kardashian showed off her growing baby bump in a naked selfie Tuesday on Instagram, noting, “I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate.”
Hey, thanks, Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Truthers -- now look what you’ve done. You’ve gone and made her get naked again.
Anyone wondering whether the reality star was in fact carrying her own second child should put those rumors to rest after Kardashian posted a tasteful* nude selfie Tuesday on Instagram with a long caption explaining why she looks the way she looks about halfway through her pregnancy.
“First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it...SMH!” she wrote. Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process.”
You know, the one that starts when a man and a woman Love Each Other Very Much? Or -- sometimes when a person uses in vitro and a surrogate. That process.
Kardashian covers her breasts with one hand and holds her smartphone in the other, snapping a low-light shot showing a side view of her swelling belly.
“I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate,” Kardashian continued, clearly stating the obvious. “Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too!
She then gave a nod to the health problem that dogged her while she was pregnant with daughter North West, who was born in June 2013.
“I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting.”
*The word “tasteful” has, in this instance, been modified to fit on the Kardashian spectrum.
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