Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball. (Lisa Shapiro, 10, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel Community Day School)
* Why did the guy bury his motorcycle? The engine died. (Marlo Sciarra, 10, Corona del Mar, Carden Hall)
* What do you call a box with nothing in it? An empty box. (Dean Schneider, 7, Los Angeles, Westwood Charter)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. You must include your full name, age, hometown and school. Please be patient.
Pint-Size Posters
Can’t get enough knock-knock or chicken-crossing the road jokes? For your own poster of Pint-Sized Jokes, send $10 to A Gallon of Pints, Los Angeles Times, Life & Style, Third Floor, Attention: Carlos Santana, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Make checks payable to the Los Angeles Times.
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